HahaMessage says what you can't or won't in a hilarious way
When someone needs a wake-up call, a bit of roasting, a wild birthday message, or an honest reality check. HahaMessage delivers your special thoughts in a message that’s impossible to ignore. They laugh, they get it.
Here’s how it works
Real HahaMessges.
Real laughs. Real rethinks.
You’re in control
Every HahaMessage is private and sent only to you. You decide if, when, and how to share it with the human who needs it.
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It's highly personal
You share a bit of context about who it’s for. We turn that into a HahaMessage that feels uncomfortably accurate, in the best way.
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People laugh
People laugh. Then they pause. And then say “ok, fair, haha!”. So far, all HahaMessages have landed spot on.
Why HahaMessage exists
It’s easy to get stuck in the daily grind. Same patterns. Same habits. Same excuses. Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is help someone see themselves and laugh their way out of it. That’s what HahaMessage is. A gift with intention.
Watching someone drift and staying silent doesn’t feel human. But saying it directly can be awkward, heavy, or turn into drama. HahaMessage lives in the middle. An honest message, delivered indirectly, without the tension.
Serious talks trigger defenses. Humor slips past them. People laugh first. Then they recognize themselves. Then something shifts. Not serious is the delivery. Clarity is the result. That’s why HahaMessage exists.
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Arguably the most honest and hilarious message you can send
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Frequently asked questions
No. This isn’t about insults or tearing anyone down.
It’s about saying real things with humor, so they land as laughs… not attacks.
You choose the tone. We keep it funny, human, and respectful.
We create a personalized, call-style video and deliver it to your email.
Most HahaMessages arrive within 24 hours.
What you do with it after that is completely up to you.
Yes. It’s designed to feel like a real incoming call or voicemail.
That brief “wait… what?” moment is intentional.
Yes. You set the tone when you order.
From a gentle nudge to a more honest roast, always wrapped in humor.
No account. No app. No setup.
Just place your order and wait for the call-styled video to land on your email.
Payments are securely processed by Stripe, the same system used by thousands of trusted businesses worldwide. You can pay with Apple Pay, debit cards, credit cards, and more.
Your payment is safe, encrypted, and boring.
And one-time only (per HahaMessage).
No. Every HahaMessage is custom-made and takes real time and care.
It’s a one-time payment.
No subscriptions. No hidden fees. No follow-ups.
Just one HahaMessage that does its job.
That’s why you control the tone.
If you know the person will laugh, you’re using it the right way.
This is meant to open eyes, not start fights.
This is not for harassment, threats, or strangers you don’t know.
It’s meant for people you care about… and moments where humor helps honesty land.