Let's create your HahaMessage

Give us a bit of context about who it’s for and what you want to say. We’ll turn it into a personalized call-style video, delivered to your email within 24h. The HahaMessage is priced at $14.90 as a one-time payment.

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Here’s how it works

1
Tell us who it’s for
Add their name, choose the moment, share a few traits, and set the tone of the message.
2
We create the message
We turn your thoughts into a personalized, call-style video. Funny, honest, and crafted to make it land.
3
You decide how to share it
You receive the HahaMessage by email, usually within 24 hours. Share it privately, however and whenever you want.
Friendship moments
Birthday humor
Lifestyle wake-ups
Dating & marriage hints
Work moments
Just for fun
Habit roasts
Gentle interventions
We all have them

Frequently asked questions

Is this meant to be mean?

No. This isn’t about insults or tearing anyone down.
It’s about saying real things with humor, so they land as laughs
 not attacks.

You choose the tone. We keep it funny, human, and respectful.

How does the HahaMessage get delivered?

We create a personalized, call-style video and deliver it to your email.
Most HahaMessages arrive within 24 hours.

What you do with it after that is completely up to you.

Does it really sound like a real call?

Yes. It’s designed to feel like a real incoming call or voicemail.
That brief “wait
 what?” moment is intentional.

Can I choose how intense it is?

Yes. You set the tone when you order.
From a gentle nudge to a more honest roast, always wrapped in humor.

Do I need an account or app?

No account. No app. No setup.
Just place your order and wait for the call-styled video to land on your email.

How can I pay?

Payments are securely processed by Stripe, the same system used by thousands of trusted businesses worldwide. You can pay with Apple Pay, debit cards, credit cards, and more.

Your payment is safe, encrypted, and boring.

And one-time only (per HahaMessage).

Is there a free option?

No. Every HahaMessage is custom-made and takes real time and care.

It’s a one-time payment.
No subscriptions. No hidden fees. No follow-ups.

Just one HahaMessage that does its job.

What if it feels like too much?

That’s why you control the tone.
If you know the person will laugh, you’re using it the right way.

This is meant to open eyes, not start fights.

Who is this not for?

This is not for harassment, threats, or strangers you don’t know.
It’s meant for people you care about
 and moments where humor helps honesty land.

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