Terms and Conditions

1. About HahaMessage

HahaMessage is operated by Not Serious Brand (notseriousbrand.com).

By using this website and purchasing a HahaMessage, you agree to these Terms & Conditions.
If you do not agree, please do not use the service. We’ll manage.

2. Nature of the service

HahaMessage creates humorous, satirical call-style messages intended for entertainment purposes only.

All HahaMessages are:

• fictional
• exaggerated
• meant as jokes
• not factual statements or advice

Nothing generated by HahaMessage should be taken seriously. Especially the delivery.

3. Responsibility for content

By creating and sending a HahaMessage, you accept full responsibility for:

• the content generated
• how it is used
• who it is sent to
• any reaction, offense, or consequence resulting from it

Not Serious Brand is not responsible for:

• offended recipients
• damaged relationships
• awkward family dinners
• workplace HR meetings
• emotional overreactions

If you send a HahaMessage to someone who can’t handle it, that’s on you.

4. Offensive content disclaimer

HahaMessage content may include sarcasm, teasing, exaggeration, and absurd humor.

You understand and agree that:

• some content may be perceived as offensive
• humor is subjective
• you are responsible for choosing appropriate recipients

If you’re unsure whether someone will find it funny, don’t send it.

5. Payments and refunds

All payments are processed securely via third-party payment providers (such as Stripe).

• all purchases are one-time payments
• no subscriptions are involved

Due to the personalized nature of the service, all sales are final.
Refunds are not guaranteed once a HahaMessage has been generated.

If something technically breaks, contact us and we’ll investigate.

6. Free credits

From time to time, free HahaMessage credits may be offered.

You agree that:

• free credits have no cash value
• free credits cannot be exchanged for money
• free credits are usable only within the HahaMessage service
• free credits may expire or be revoked at any time

Free humor is rare. Use it wisely.

7. Delivery times

HahaMessages are usually delivered within minutes, but delivery times may vary.

You acknowledge that:

• delivery is not guaranteed to be instant
• occasional delays may occur
• custom messages may take longer

We move fast. Just not always on your schedule.

8. Intellectual property

All content, branding, visuals, audio, and formats associated with HahaMessage are owned by Not Serious Brand.

You may:

• share HahaMessages with intended recipients
• post them on social media

You may not:

• resell HahaMessages
• claim ownership of the content or format
• use the service to build competing products

There’s only one HahaMessage.

9. Service availability

We reserve the right to:

• modify or discontinue the service at any time
• limit usage
• refuse service in cases of abuse or misuse

If someone tries to use HahaMessage for actual harm, we’re out.

10. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Not Serious Brand shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the use of HahaMessage.

Use responsibly. Laugh responsibly.

11. Contact

If you have questions, technical issues, or complaints, contact us via the information provided on notseriousbrand.com.

We’ll respond. Eventually.

12. Age restriction

HahaMessage is intended for users 18 years of age or older.

By using the service, you confirm that:

• you are at least 18 years old
• you have the legal capacity to enter into this agreement
• you are responsible for the content you create and send

We do not knowingly allow use by anyone under 18.

13. User responsibility and consent

By using HahaMessage, you confirm that:

• you have the right and permission to send a message to the selected recipient
• the recipient is someone you know or have a personal relationship with
• you accept full responsibility for how the message is received, shared, or used

We do not verify relationships or recipient consent.

14. Parody and no impersonation

HahaMessage is a parody entertainment service.

You agree the service is not intended to:

• impersonate real individuals, businesses, authorities, or emergency services
• mislead, threaten, harass, or deceive others
• be used for scams, fraud, or illegal activity

Any misuse is strictly your responsibility.

15. Content variability

All HahaMessages are generated dynamically and may vary in:

• tone
• length
• intensity
• wording

We do not guarantee specific jokes, phrases, or comedic outcomes.

Comedy is subjective. We do our best.

16. No refunds

Due to the personalized and instant nature of the service:

• all sales are final
• refunds are not guaranteed once a HahaMessage has been generated

If a technical issue prevents delivery, contact support and we’ll review it.

17. Delivery disclaimer

HahaMessages are usually delivered within minutes but may occasionally take longer.

We are not responsible for:

• delays caused by technical issues
• emails landing in spam or junk folders
• incorrect email addresses entered by the user
• temporary service interruptions

If your message doesn’t arrive, check spam first.

18. Limitation of liability (again, because lawyers insist)

Not Serious Brand shall not be liable for:

• emotional distress
• offense taken by recipients
• reputational damage
• relationship conflicts
• arguments, breakups, or awkward social situations

You pressed send.

19. Right to refuse service

We reserve the right to refuse, cancel, or remove content that includes:

• hate speech
• threats or violence
• illegal activity
• targeted harassment
• content that violates these Terms

Funny is good. Harmful is not.

20. Governing law

These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws applicable to Not Serious Brand, without regard to conflict of law principles.

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